How Much Fun Can You Have With Poop

So I am minding my own business drinking a margarita at Macadoos on and Monday night with the boys ( and Nat.) and some how poop got brought up. Now I dont know what runs through most normal peoples head when poop is brought up but it is probably not a contest. Before we could restrain ourselves we were discussing a "poop off" if you will. Before you jump to conclusions let me explain. We dont have any rules set in stone but we done have some great ideas. We decided that Duncan and Shreck would challenge Bill Dozer and I to a poop contest. The duo with the largest volumn of poo wins after a given time. By volume I mean you have to have quality along with quanity other wise shreck would win hands down. So we werent sure how to measure this. Here are some ideas:

• Weigh yourself before and after a poo and the first team to reach lets say 10 pounds wins
• Dont not flush after pooing in respectable toilet and first team to break the plane of the water wins
• Poop in a bucket

That is what we have so far. We are open to suggestions. Also Im kind of curious who yall think will win. Ok thats all I have about the poop.