Hard Monday Nights

Currently it is 1:03am and I'm alittle buzzed. Why do you ask? Well that is because around nine pm we (Billy, Shreck, and James) decided to go to Kroger and Shreck got wine. While im talkin about kroger let me just say this. We bike there and its awesome.

Before I forget and I know I will so Im mentioning it now. I have a retarted bird that lives outside my window and trys very hard to confuse me. I think it is the same bird that vomited a gallon of what I hope was water because I got splashed. Its kind of odd that a bird the size of a bird could vomit a gallon of water being that the gallon is probably close to 4 times its body weight but im not animal doctor so i dont know what they are capable of. This bird is also very retarted because it does not know the difference between night and day. Or maybe it does and consciously decides to be "different". I mean honestly what bird chirps at night when all the other birds are sleeping. If its the mating call i almost feel sorry the little bag of feathers because every other bird in the world is asleep and will not respond to the sex calls. I wonder if they get as pissed off about it as we (humans) do. think about it. Anyways moral of the story, we live by a stupid bird.

So back to biking to Kroger. Oh before that happend the girl upstairs (new bestfriend) ran into one of the corn-hole thingys. No damage done what so ever. She felt so bad she bought us two cases of beer. Hence why we love her so dearly and have a slight buzz. So Shreck, Dar, and my self finish the 3 liters of wine that he bought at Kroger earlier. Upon completion rider mentions drunk ball and everyone else is in but me. I stand my ground using big words like, Monday and responsibility, maybe even imaturity, but being who I am I immediatly crack under the peer presure. Truth be told I only wanted one glass of wine but we all know that didnt happen. So then drunk ball happens and it puts Billy and I vs. Shreck and Dar. Shirtless duo vs. gayess duo (shreck and dar= gayess duo if you were wondering). we crush then like its our job. Come to think of it, it might be the closest thing to a job Ive had all summer and probably will have all summer. This is just a typical night in the life of Blacksburg summer nights for the Boys.